The Frictionary # 359

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3506. We are all serving a life-sentence in the dungeon of self. (Cyril Connolly)

3507. Ten commandments yet seven deadly sins: conflict? (Doug Coupland)

3508. To demonstrate that a thing is rational does not always prove that it is reasonable. (Gustave Le Bon)

3509. Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list. (Denis Leary)

3510. When you become senile, you won't know it. (Bill Cosby)

3511. It never hurts to ask. Unless you ask for hurt. (Ikkaku, Hosaka & Kawabata)

3512. "Shit' is the tofu of cursing. (David Sedaris)

3513. A man is like a fraction whose numerator is what he is and whose denominator is what he thinks of himself. The larger the denominator, the smaller the fraction. (Leo Tolstoy)

3514. The snake changes his skin but keeps his nature. (French proverb)

3515. There are two types of space: a) something containing nothing and b) nothing containing everything. (Terry Pratchett)

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