The Frictionary # 370

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3616. A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep. (Saul Bellow)

3617. One only needs two tools in life: WD40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. (G. Weilacher)

3618. Moon is in its first quarter, but still hasn't scored. (Réjean Lévesque)

3619. I love hearts
They're made of meat.
Poets must die so I can eat. (Derek Thomas)

3620. A woman is a woman, she knows what she's worth and doesn't know what she wants. (Roch Carrier)

3621. Ignorance is a voluntary misfortune. (Nicholas Ling)

3622. If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done. (Ludwig Wittgenstein)

3623. In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. (Jose Simon)

3624. Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. (Charles Dickens)

3625. When it comes to God's existence, I'm not an atheist and I'm not an agnostic, I'm an acrostic. The whole thing puzzles me. (George Carlin)

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