The Frictionary # 367

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3586. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, for there are plenty of others. (Otto Rank)

3587. Imagine if nobody regarded anybody as a stranger, but instead just a person they didn't know. (David Cain)

3588. If you want to earn a living, all you have to do is work. If you want to become rich, you must find something else. (Alphonse Karr)

3589. The tighter you squeeze, the less you have. (Zen saying)

3590. No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. (Lily Tomlin)

3591. Just as pearls are the product of irritation, satirists are grains of sand in our oysters. (Réjean Lévesque)

3592. Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. (Benny Hill)

3593. A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it. (Robert Orben)

3594. If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. (Juan Ramon Jiminez)

3595. Yes is the only living thing. (E.E. Cummings)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week! Happy New Year 2012!