The Frictionary # 378

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3696. There's no FUTURE in perfection, nowhere left to go. (Lucy Ellmann)

3697. Calendars are always desperate; their days are numbered. (Réjean Lévesque)

3698. Freedom is like taking a bath: you got to keep doing it every day. (Florynce Kennedy)

3699. Science is a way of trying not to fool yourself. (Richard Feynman)

3700. Peace activists would be taken a lot more seriously if they carried guns. (James Ford)

3701. Man is an intelligence served by organs. (Louis de Bonald)

3702. Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not gold. (Leo Tolstoy)

3703. Respect Existence - or - Expect Resistance. ("Occupy" poster)

3704. Forest of stars
where unfulfilled wishes
live out their days. (Lifethroughblueeyes)

3705. Have you noticed that TV families never watch television? (Henny Youngman)