The Frictionary # 376

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3676. When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. (Edward Abbey)

3677. To robbery, slaughter, plunder, they give the lying name of empire; they make a desert and call it peace. (Tacitus)

3678. Now, that's real weird
Tarzan has no beard
If he's hairless down there
He's probably using Nair. (Réjean Lévesque)

3679. (Mother Teresa) was not a friend of the poor. She was a friend of poverty. (Christopher Hitchens)

3680. Youth is wholly experimental. (Robert Louis Stevenson)

3681. Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet. (Jean-Jacques Rousseau)

3682. When God gives you AIDS - (...) make lemonAIDS. (Sarah Silverman)

3683. Tyranny is always better organized than freedom. (Charles Péguy)

3684. Truce is better than friction. (Charles Herguth)

3685. The singing bird does not know if it will be heard. (Polynesian proverb)

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