The Frictionary # 407

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3986. A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time. (Alfred E. Wiggam)

3987. A classic is a book that has never finished saying what it has to say. (Italo Calvino)

3988. Twitter is an amazing source of useful information, the way a haystack is an amazing source of needles. (Andy Borowitz)

3989. Superstition is the art of putting our coincidences in order. (Jean Cocteau)

3990. Everyone has a flower inside, and inside the flower is a word. (Seri* proverb)
* A Mexican Indian tribe.

3991. When in doubt you might be right. (Richard Lewis)

3992. I don't know if people who have lots of material things are the happiest, but they put on the best yard sales. (Robert Brault)

3993. Priests are against sex before marriage; they say it delays the ceremony. (Coluche)

3994. When taking the picture of a mouse, never say, "Cheese!". (Réjean Lévesque)

3995. Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care. (Theodore Roosevelt)

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