The Frictionary # 403

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3946. War creates peace like hate creates love. (David L. Wilson)

3947. If you watch amateur porn you will never improve. (Andy Borowitz)

3948. He who has imagination without learning has wings and no feet. (Joseph Joubert)

3949. We are all equal before the law, but not before those appointed to apply it. (Stanislaw J. Lec)

3950. All spiritual practices are illusions created by illusionists to escape illusion. (Ram Dass aka Richard Alpert)

3951. Jealousy is born with love but it does not always die with it. (François de La Rochefoucaud)

3952. My cat gets really pissed if you don't pay close attention to how aloof he's being. (James Ford)

3953. Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. (Christopher Morley)

3954. A good memory also means bad memories. (Réjean Lévesque)

3955. The bag of desires is bottomless. (Japanese proverb)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary.  Your comments and suggestions are welcome.  Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box.  Have a great week!