The Frictionary # 394

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3856. When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. (Henny Youngman)

3857. Society (...) is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow. (Arthur Stringer)

3858. Why do we treat the fleeting
With so much needless fear and sorrow
It's in its nature to stay
Today is always gone tomorrow. (Wislawa Szymborska)

3859. A C-section is the DiGiorno of childbirth because it's not really delivery. (Nick Thune)

3860. We cannot become what we need to be by remaining what we are.(Max DePree)

3861. The path of least resistance is what makes rivers run crooked. (Elbert Hubbard)

3862. The weight only feels strong in the scales. (Malcolm de Chazal)

3863. A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not. (Henry Fielding)

3864. If hours didn't exist, would time pass anyway? (...) Or, does God have a watch? (Pierre Foglia)

3865. I went shopping for feminine protection.  I decided on a thirty-eight revolver. (Karen Ripley)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary.  Your comments and suggestions are welcome.  Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box.  Have a great week!