The Frictionary # 386

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:
3776. A government is the only vessel that leaks from the top. (James Reston)

3777. Sunday morning
my kidneys turning wine
into water.  (Coyote Sings)

3778. Death only lasts one second: the first one. (Gilbert Senecaut)

3779. When desire dies, fear is born. (Baltasar Gracian)

3780. Twitter is like some kind of pathetic take-out window. (Garry Shandling)

3781. Lack of knowledge is my Achille's knee. (Jim Gaffigan)

3782. Who can we count on today?  I know I can count on my fingers. (Réjean Lévesque)

3783. Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. (Jerry Seinfeld)

3784. There are only two days of the year in which nothing can be done.  One is called yesterday and the other is called tomorrow. (Dalai Lama)

3785. The wider the tires, the narrower the mind. (Susan Gawarecki)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary.  Your comments and suggestions are welcome.  Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box.  Have a great week!