Sunday, March 25, 2012

The Frictionary # 379

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3706. Fun is like life insurance: the older you get, the more it costs. (Kin Hubbard)

3707. Corporations ARE people. But they'll never procreate as they only do anal. (James Ford)

3708. Who believes needs to believe. (Claude Roy)

3709. Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror. (Kahlil Gibran)

3710. The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea. (Isak Dinesen)

3711. I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. (Sam Kinison)

3712. God made breasts to feed the children and they put implants in them to feed the doctors. (Patrick Sébastien)

3713. Anyone who believes that children are our future has not been to a mall. (Andy Borowitz)

3714. Education is teaching our children to desire the right things. (Plato)

3715. You can laugh at anything, but not with everybody. (Pierre Desproges)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week!

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