The Frictionary # 384

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3756. Political correctness is just tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)

3757. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. (George Carlin)

3758. Death is the most egotistical of our actions. (André Langevin)

3759. If dogs could talk, the world would lose its best listeners. (Robert Brault)

3760. Marriage is two plane tickets, one-way only, to an unknown island.  You either come back swimming or not at all. (Félix Leclerc)

3761. Narrative (aka storytelling) is in our DNA.  It's called gossip. (Robert McCrum)

3762. I think life is like a bottle of champagne, once opened, it's impossible to recork. (Hervé Le Tellier)

3763. I am learning all the time.  The tombstone will be my diploma. (Earthea Kitt)

3764. Are tectonic plates dishwasher-safe? (Herb Caen)

3765. The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty. (Publilius Syrus)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary.  Your comments and suggestions are welcome.  Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box.  Have a great week!