Sunday, May 20, 2012

The Frictionary #387

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3786. I'm offended by political jokes.  Too often, they get elected. (Henny Youngman)

3787. Love is blind, so if it hasn't found you yet, keep screaming. (Jacob Ford)

3788. The world is controlled by ideas, mostly the bad ones. (Jean-François Revel)

3789. Lying is the religion of slaves and masters. (Maxim Gorki)

3790. Time is only linear for engineers and referees. (Craig Ferguson)

3791. True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. (Kurt Vonnegut Jr.)

3792. When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day. (Sam Ewing)

3793. The first condition of immortality is death. (Stanislaw J. Lec)

3794. Our president (Obama) is conducting three wars and has a Nobel Peace Prize. (Greg Proops)

3795. Cats
the Occupy movement.  (Cletis Stump)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary.  Your comments and suggestions are welcome.  Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box.  Have a great week!

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