The Frictionary # 388

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3796. It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness. (Charles Haddon Spurgeon)

3797. If silence were truly golden, women would shut up more. (Jacob Ford)

3798. I try to explain why he's silent: either God is a myth, or he's deaf, or it's contempt. (Francis Blanche)

3799. Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant. (Doug Horton)

3800. He who has a why can endure any how. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

3801. I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall
I'll never see a tree at all.  (Ogden Nash)

3802. Finding nothing ridiculous is the sign of a complete intelligence. (Valéry Larbaud)

3803. Remember, if you smoke after sex, you're doing it wrong. (Woody Allen)

3804. When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day. (Sam Ewing)

3805. The ignorant have an answer for everything. (Mardy Grothe)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary.  Your comments and suggestions are welcome.  Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box.  Have a great week!