The Frictionary # 393

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3846. Prayer must never be answered; if it is, it ceases to be a prayer and becomes a correspondence. (Oscar Wilde)

3847. The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman. (Randy K. Milholland)

3848. Faith, blindness giving sight to hope. (Roger Judrin)

3849. My mom breast-fed me.  It was only 2 percent. (Wendy Liebman)

3850. Cinema is canned theater. (Louis Jouvet)

3851. Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female. (Desmond Morris)

3852. Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening. (Barbara Tober)

3853. Nothing can ever happen twice
In consequence, the sorry fact is
That we arrive here improvised
And leave without the chance to practice. (Wislawa Szymborska)

3854. The best way to go to couples counseling is alone. (Richard Lewis)

3855. The best way to break a habit is to drop it. (Leo Aikman)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary.  Your comments and suggestions are welcome.  Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box.  Have a great week!