The Frictionary # 395

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3866. The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been. (Madeleine L'Engle)

3867. Know what is nice about religion?  God is always right. (Ronald King)

3868. Civilization started because people found that by working together, they could make beer. (Robert G Schreib Jr.)

3869. A flower without a stem, is beauty waiting to die.  A heart without love, is a tear waiting to cry. (Octavio Paz)

3870. If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.(Andy Rooney)

3871. Help conquer the IQ shortage: worry less and think more. (Robert Anton Wilson)

3872. The more we know, the more we are able to learn. (Alain)

3873. If most of your questions start with "supposing...", they will be tagged as "suppository". (Réjean Lévesque)

3874. Philosophy is questions that may never be answered.  Religion is answers that may never be questioned. (?)

3875. Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. (Tom Robbins)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary.  Your comments and suggestions are welcome.  Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box.  Have a great week!