The Frictionary # 404

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3956. Hope is faith holding out its hand in the dark. (George Iles)

3957. My mother never saw the irony of calling me a son of a bitch. (Jack Nicholson)

3958. What has never been questioned has not been proven. (Denis Diderot)

3959. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position. (Bill Maher)

3960. One life - a little gleam of time between two Eternities. (Thomas Carlyle)

3961. To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god. (Jorge Luis Borgès)

3962. Silence is quiet.  Not deaf. (Jemis)

3963. Shhh!: the sound of a librarian fart. (WWWesty)

3964. The secret is always in the shape of an ear. (Jean Cocteau)

3965. The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. (Doug Larson)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary.  Your comments and suggestions are welcome.  Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box.  Have a great week!