Sunday, December 23, 2012

The Frictionary # 418

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

4096. Christmas is a time when you get homesick even when you're home. (Carol Nelson)

4097. Children are ungrateful.  How many have written a thank you note to Santa on the 26th of December? (Réjean Lévesque)

4098. Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree
You aggravate my allergies.  (Charles Bivona)

4099. Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas, the birth of Santa? ("The Simpsons" - Bart)

4100. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. (?)

4101. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. (George Carlin)

4102. Be naughty!  Save Santa a trip. (Nick Coppolillo)

4103. "That's the spirit!", said the ghost.(Réjean Lévesque)

4104. Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard. (Andy Borowitz)

4105. Ironically, the key to a good resolution is to avoid high-definition. (Bob Thaves - Frank & Ernest)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary. Your comments and suggestions are welcome, but commercial links will be rejected. Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week!  Merry Christmas everyone!

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