The Frictionary #409

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

4006. Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday. (Thornton Wilder)

4007. Truth: practically, what the politician says at the moment he says it.  In fact, what the voter ignores. (Simon Jodoin)

4008. Since my house burned down
I now own a better view
of the moon. (Mizuta Masahide)

4009. If love is forever, why do we die. (Jemis)

4010. I think I'm allergic to chocolate.  My butt and thighs are showing definite signs of swelling. (FunnyOneLiners)

4011. The mosquito has no pity for the skinny man. (Mongolian proverb)

4012. Life is made of illusions.  Among these, some succeed.  They constitute reality. (Jacques Audiberti)

4013. It is impossible for a cyclops to wink. (Demetri Martin)

4014. Desire perishes
because it tries to be love.
Love is eaten away by appetite. (Jack Gilbert)

4015. Singing is basically a form of pleasant, controlled screaming. (George Carlin)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary.  Your comments and suggestions are welcome.  Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box.  Have a great week!