The Frictionary # 431

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

4226. In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies. (Stephen Leacock)

4227. Optimus Prime came out of the closet and confessed his auto-sexuality. (Billy Tellier)

4228. The more you understand, the less you have to remember. (Craig A. McGraw)

4229. Winter is not a season.  It's an occupation. (Sinclair Lewis)

4230. And if you have nothing to say, it's not worth it to let everybody know. (Francis Blanche)

4231. Every tree, every growing thing as it grows, says the truth, you harvest what you sow. (Rumi)

4232. Hospital is a place where they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill. (Kelle Rizzio)

4233. I don't want to believe, I want to know. (Carl Sagan)

4234. Fortune cookie: "You will be hungry again in one hour." (?)

4235. When nothing is sure, everything is possible. (Margaret Drabble)

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