The Frictionary # 426

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

4176. Dreams can come true.  Especially the boring ones. (Mike Baldwin - Cornered)

4177. A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. (Doug Larson)

4178. The mind draws the line on the page where the heart will write the melody. (Réjean Lévesque)

4179. Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties. (Stephen Fry)

4180. Testing is not teaching. (Joy Behar)

4181. If God had not created woman, he would not have made the flower. (Victor Hugo)

4182. Those that can't do teach, and those that can't teach, teach gym. (Woody Allen)

4183. The true paradises are the paradises we have lost. (Marcel Proust)

4184. Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.  At night, the ice weasels come. (Matt Groening)

4185. Nostalgia: n., Life in the past lane. (Mardy Grothe)

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