The Frictionary # 421

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

4126. Poverty is like punishment for a crime you didn't commit. (Eli Khamarov)

4127. Modesty died when clothes were born. (Mark Twain)

4128. Cat teaches me
how to love you
when you least
expect it.  (Coyote Sings)

4129. Noise never hears the silence. (madeleinebleue)

4130. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. (Wendy Liebman)

4131. The worse solitude is not being alone, but being bored by your own company. (Jacques Salomé)

4132. We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays. (Persius)

4133. The trouble with real life is that there is no danger music. (Chip Douglas)

4134. If you notice a person is deceiving you, they must not be deceiving you very well. (?)

4135. "Potential immigrants to the US had to do a jigsaw puzzle to show their intelligence." The authorities were probably thinking that we already had our quota of idiots.  No need to add more. (Réjean Lévesque)

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