The Frictionary # 444

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

4356. A book should be luminous, not voluminous. (Christian Nestell Bovee)

4357. Historically, the most terrible things - war, genocide, and slavery - have resulted not from disobedience, but from obedience. (Howard Zinn)

4358. Gifts are like advice: they especially please those who give them. (Émile Henriot)

4359. My lucky number is 911. (Tom Toles - Randolph Itch, 2 am)

4360. I'm honestly convinced some women don't fart.  They just hold it in, and it comes out as drama. (Michael Linhart)

4361. Poetry: the perfume of words. (Michel Lauzière)

4362. Never trust a woman who says she isn't angry. (Joel Schumacher & Karl Kurlander)

4363. Sometimes people get the wrong impression about us because that's the one we make. (Robert Brault)

4364. The greatest spokespersons for toilet paper are a dog, a cat, and bears.  I thought these were animals that licked their bums. (François Bouliane)

4365. Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger. (Franklin P. Jones)

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