The Frictionary # 450

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4416. If plan A doesn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters.  204 if you're in Japan. (Claire Cook)

4417. To write prose, you must have something to say; to write verse, it is not essential. (Louise Ackerman)

4418. After vaudeville died, television was the box they put it in. (Larry Gelbart)

4419. Everyone knows that the dot belongs not to human beings, but the dot belongs to the gods.  The gods will get the final dot. (Lázló Krasznahorkai)

4420. People who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them. (Edward Verrall Lucas)

4421. A coffin - you buy it and use it only once, then you bury it.  It's like when you buy a cat. (Cathleen Rouleau)

4422. If your religion is worth killing for, start with yourself. (Gerry Duggan)

4423. Creationists believe every word Genesis says.  I don't even think Phil Collins is a good drummer. (Jimmy Carr)

4424. Being rich is not having money, it's spending it. (Sacha Guitry)

4425. Science is the topography of ignorance. (Oliver Wendell Holmes)

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