The Frictionary # 568

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

5196. The world is only itself.  Time is just our way of imagining it. (Richard Jackson)

5197. Procrastination - it's not an instant solution, but it'll work if you give it enough time. (Robert Brault)

5198. Like all dreamers, I confuse disenchantment with the truth. (Jean-Paul Sartre)

5199. The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job.  My wife told me. (Howard Nemerov)

5200. Capitalism is a two-headed monster - banks and big business. (Olivier Besancenot)

5201. Breaking: Study discovers 2 year old boys are 90% saliva and mucus. (Jim Gaffigan)

5202. We are all defined
by the color of our rose
& the length of our thorns. (Positively Wyrde)

5203. Pain has its reasons, pleasure is totally indifferent. (Francis Picabia)

5204. The wise man will pursue the absence of pain instead of pleasure. (Aristotle)

5205. If at first you don't succeed...Look in the trash for the instructions. (newfylover1)

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