The Frictionary # 571

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

5226. Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today. (Aldous Huxley)

5227. Facebook is basically people you don't like wishing people you don't know "Happy Birthday". (Julius Sharpe)

5228. We sometimes reward writers for their work.  Why is it that we never punish any. (Jules Romains)

5229. Civilization is nothing else than the attempt to reduce force to being the last resort. (Jose Ortega y Gasset)

5230. The best cure for insomnia is sunrise. (WhirledRecord)

5231. A multi-volume encyclopedia is like Wikipedia but with true facts. (Stéphane Laporte)

5232. Everything you want is on the other side of fear. (Jack Canfield)

5233. Sometimes at night I light a lamp so as not to see. (Antonio Porchia)

5234. Specialist: a doctor who has patients trained to become ill only during office hours. (?)

5235. Eternity: a moment standing still for ever. (James Montgomery)

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