The Frictionary # 575

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

5266. If you let people treat you like a nobody, you have nobody to blame. (Robert Brault)

5267. The early bird catches the worm - the late bird catches the early-bird specials. (Mason Mastroiani -"B.C.")

5268. Our immense desire to believe explains urban legends...and religions. (Réjean Lévesque)

5269. Art is the most beautiful of all lies. (Claude Debussy)

5270. Peter's Salesmanship Rule: the customer is always ripe. (L.J. Peter)

5271. The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous. (H.L. Mencken)

5272. Never ascribe to malice that which can be adequately explained by incompetence. (Napoleon Bonaparte -attributed)

5273. The devil has rendered the church services so important that I wonder why it has not yet canonized him. (Carlo Dossi)

5274. That they envy others are their inferiors. (Proverb)

5275. Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper. (?)

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