The Frictionary # 578

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

5306. Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after the other. (Walter Elliot)

5307. You're old when what thrills you are memories instead of projects and hopes. (Réjean Lévesque)

5308. People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30 year mortgage. (Doug Larson)

5309. One finds limits by pushing them. (Herbert Simon)

5310. The only thing that stops God from sending another Flood is that the first one was useless. (Sébastien Chamfort)

5311. Stalemate: She - "Do I look fat?" 
                            He - "Do I look stupid?". (Mike Baldwin "Cornered")

5312. If you're not for gay marriage, don't marry a gay person. (Whoopi Goldberg)

5313. The past is a cracked egg, the future an egg hatching. (Paul Éluard)

5314. The only happy end I know is the weekend. (?)

5315. Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone. (Pablo Picasso)

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