The Frictionary # 613

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5656. Man is the animal who loves. (Archibald McLeish)

5657. I lost my watch.
All I have left
is time. (Réjean Lévesque)

5658. Autobiography is probably the most respectable form of lying. (Humphrey Carpenter)

5659. I don't think it's bad if you don't believe in astrology. It's the people who don't believe in astronomy that scare me. (Coyote Sings)

5660. Fate is the disguise that chance uses to travel without being spotted. (Denis Langlois)

5661. It is a characteristic of all movements and crusades that the psychopathic element rises to the top. (Robert Lindner)

5662. -The ancient Greeks didn't have a symbol for zero.
- They left nothing to the imagination. (Bob Thaves "Frank & Ernest")

5663. Teaching is only demonstrating that it is possible. Learning is making it possible for yourself. (Paulo Coelho)

5664. -Is God a man or a woman?
- Both.
- Is God black or white?
- Both.
- God is Michael Jackson?? (?)

5665. Imagination: common sense with wings. (Kingsley Amis)

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