The Frictionary # 620

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

5726. He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough. (Lao Tze)

5727. The real sadness of fifty is not that you change so much but that you change so little. (Max Lerner)

5728. Appearances are meaningless; it is at the bottom of the heart that the wound resides. (Euripides)

5729. You know there's been a deterioration in manners when the only people to call you "Sir" or "Ma'am" are giving you a traffic ticket. (Robert Brault)

5730. Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous. (Bill Watterson)

5731. Jell-O: edible breast implant. (Billy Tellier)

5732. A stone may be inanimate
but it understands gravity. (Positively Wyrde)

5733. When you are threatened, adrenalin production elicits the flee or fight response or sometimes, the fold and pee reaction. (Réjean Lévesque)

5734. Never try to look into both eyes at the same time. (Dorothy Sarnoff)

5735. In general, pride is at the bottom of all great mistakes. (John Ruskin)

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