The Frictionary #622

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

5746. We forfeit three-quarters of ourselves in order to be like other people. (Arthur Schopenhauer)

5747. Urgency is a product of pessimism. (George Murray)

5748. The only thing experience teaches us is that experience teaches us nothing. (André Maurois)

5749. God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics. (Martin H. Fischer)

5750. Leading horses to water is management. Making them drink is leadership. (Rick Rauch)

5751. Ambition is the wealth of the poor. (Marcel Pagnol)

5752. The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter, he's just got to know. (Will Rogers)

5753. Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork? (Stanislaw J. Lec)

5754. If you've never eaten while crying you don't know what life tastes like. (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

5755. When you wish upon a star, it takes trillions of years for the wish to get there, and by that stage you're dead. (Neil De Grasse Tyson)

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