The Frictionary # 657

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

6096. The great danger in moderation is going too far. (Mardy Grothe)

6097. It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow. (Robert H. Goddard)

6098. The liar, when unmasked, lost face. (Jean-Pierre Drouin)

6099. The song goes "Morning has broken..." and I'm pretty sure my children broke it. (Jim Gaffigan)

6100. An exceptional lover can only be a mediocre husband. (Michel Audiard)

6101. In no way is it universal
It can only be personal
Happiness can only be defined
By me and what's mine. (Réjean Lévesque)

6102. Faith is just an OPINION. (Bill Maher)

6103. It's not easy being a parent these days, texting in all caps just doesn't have the same impact as good, old fashioned yelling. (Funnyoneliners)

6104. There are 3 levels of pain: 1-Normal pain 2-Atrocious pain 3-Walking on a Lego. (?)

6105. Art begins when it becomes too beautiful to be true. (Pierre Berthon)

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