The Frictionary #661

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

6136. The only good thing to come out of religion was the music. (George Carlin)

6137. I do not fear death, I resent it. Everything must die, apparently, and I am no exception. But I want to be consulted. (Tom Robbins)

6138. Everyone complains about his memory, and no one complains about his judgment. (François de La Rochefoucaud)

6139. Golf is an expensive way to make yourself miserable. (Rita Mae Brown)

6140. A gift that can't be thrown away is not a gift but a trap. (Tad Williams)

6141. They say "Let go my Eggo", I say "Let go your ego". (Réjean Lévesque)

6142. Twilight-
trees
return to the forest. (Eamonn T. O'Neil)

6143. Those who boast of their descent, brag on what they owe to others. (Seneca)

6144. A polar bear sees a panda for the first time; "Hey! A goth bear!" (Billy Tellier)

6145. The aim of education should be to convert the mind into a living fountain, and not a reservoir. (John L. Mason)

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