The Frictionary # 706

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

6586. There are three sorts of lies: white lies, black lies and statistics. (Benjamin Disraeli)

6587. There are only two kinds of books on which a publisher never loses money: cookbooks and books on motivation. (Peter F. Drucker)

6588. God has to be God to pretend he is God. (Raymond Devos) 

6589. Curling: sport invented by men to better understand their wives, that is, being screamed at while sweeping. (Billy Tellier)

6590. An expert is a man who has stopped thinking because he knows. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

6591. I'm so glad they don't make 'Cheese of Magnesia" (Julius Sharpe)

6592. Prudence is fear tiptoeing. (Miguel Zamacois)

6593. The concept of purely decorative towels DOES seem silly. But there's actually a very logical explanation for it. Women are insane. (Dave Barry)

6594. If "Plan A" didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters, Stay cool! (?)

6595. Pain is to love what mystery is to intelligence. (Simone Weil)

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