The Frictionary # 742

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

6956. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. (Woody Allen)

6957. You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly, and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart. (Fred Allen)

6958. A woman will lose her charm as soon as she stops believing in it. (Henry de Lucenay)

6959. Mirrors have no memory whatsoever; as a proof, they never show you like you were before. (madeleinebleue)

6960. If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. (Alan King)

6961. Grief
is the residue
of time. (Positively Wyrde)

6962. We often get screwed because we prostitute ourselves. (Réjean Lévesque)

6963. Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right. (Sue Fitzmaurice)

6964. Faith can move mountains, but don't be surprised if life gives you a shovel. (?)

6965. I think it's interesting that "cologne" rhymes with "alone". (Demetri Martin)

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