The Frictionary # 764

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7176. Chilly, loneliness knits habits. (madeleinebleue)

7177. I am the dog you put to sleep, as you like to call the needle of oblivion, come back to tell you this simple thing: I never liked you. (Billy Collins)

7178. Did God who gave us flowers and trees, also provide the allergies? (Yip Yarburg)

7179. Happiness is the sum of all the misfortunes we don't have. (Marcel Achard)

7180. A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. (Irina Dunn*)
* Often attributed to Gloria Steinem.

7181. The river is not a window
but sometimes
it is a door. (Positively Wyrde)

7182. The first act of planned obsolescence was when God exiled Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden. (Réjean Lévesque)

7183. Prejudice is a great time saver, you can form opinions without having to get the facts. (E.B. White)

7184. Givers have to set limits because takers don't have any. (?)

7185. The Olympic Games: pathetic and failed attempt at loving thy neighbor - like religion. (Pierre Foglia)

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