The Frictionary # 784

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7376. I love cats because there are no police cats. (Jean Cocteau)

7377. Expecting a trouble-free life because you are a good person is like expecting the bull not to charge you because you are a vegetarian. (Joffrey R. Holland)

7378. I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. (Ogden Nash)

7379. Politics is not solving problems, but making those who pose them shut up. (Henri Queuille)

7380. Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life. All other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. (Robert Brault)

7381. The microwave oven is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics. (Jason Love)

7382. The sun was closing his eye.
At peace under the maple, 
the tree gave me absolution. (Réjean Lévesque)

7383, When you put a chameleon on Scottish plaid, it gives you the finger. (François Cavanna)

7384. Cookie dough is the sushi of desserts. (?)

7385. The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. (Brendan Francis)

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