The Frictionary # 774

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

7276. "I don't celebrate Valentine's Day". I'm an atheist. My guy's lame excuse. (Laetitia Castwa)

7277. Shyness has a strange element of narcissism, a belief that how we look, how we perform, is truly important to other people. (Andre Dubus III)

7278. God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. (Woody Allen)

7279. And God said, "Let there be light" and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. (Spike Milligan)

7280. To recognize that one is not intelligent, one would have to be intelligent. (Georges Brassens)

7281. The classes that wash the most are those that work the least. (G.K. Chesterton)

7282. A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army. (Orson Welles)

7283. Cardinal
in my backyard
I wait for the pope. (Coyote Sings)

7284. "U" : "C" with a hard-on. (Michel Lauzière)

7285. Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. (Zig Ziglar)

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