The Frictionary # 772

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

7256. Every great man nowadays has his disciples, and it is always Judas who writes the biography. (Oscar Wilde)

7257. Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. (Ernest Haskins)

7258. After having contemplated the moon
my shadow
walks me back home. (Yamaguchi Sodô)

7259. Cuisine is the most ancient of the arts, because Adam was born with an empty stomach. (Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin)

7260. Everyone in favor of birth control has already been born. (John Colpitts)

7261. I don't like women who sleep with you the first night. I hate it, you have to wait all afternoon. (Patrick Timsit)

7262. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. (Steven Wright)

7263. Archeology: the study of human wastes. (Réjean Lévesque)

7264. Don't strive to make your presence noticed, just make your absence felt. (?)

7265. Being average means you are as close to the bottom as you are to the top. (John Wooden)

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