The Frictionary # 769

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7226. Resolutions, they're like newborn babies, I never know how to hold them. (Billy Tellier)

7227. Toys are made in heaven, batteries are made in hell. (Tom Robbins)

7228. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions. (Joey Adams)

7229. Love is three-quarters curiosity. (Giacomo Casanova)

7230. Fight fire with fire, and all you'll end up with is ashes. (Abigail Van Buren)

7231. People buy with emotion and justify with reason. (Hanan Levin)

7232. The present comes from farther back than it believes. (Alexandre Vialatte)

7233. Echo surely is 
Socratic in nature
it will return
your question back to you. (Réjean Lévesque)

7234. In school, you learn the past simple, but nothing about the future complicated. (?)

7235. If there were to be a universal sound depicting peace, I would surely vote for the purr. (Barbara L. Diamond)

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