The Frictionary # 773

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

7266. Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. (Lily Tomlin)

7267. Hell is other people. The lowest pit of hell is other people on public transportation. (Toki)

7268. You have to beware of comedians, because, sometimes, they say things just to joke around. (Coluche)

7269. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? (Edgar Bergen)

7270. A life is worth nothing, but nothing is worth more than a life. (André Malraux)

7271. Outlaws are can openers in the supermarket of life. (Tom Robbins)

7272. Patience is nothing more than the willingness to live life at the speed at which it actually happens. (David Cain)

7273. Worry and hope are neighbors in the village of the hypothetical. (Réjean Lévesque)

7274. Smile, it increases your face value. (?)

7275. In between each word
the mortar of silence
until there's a wall. (Coyote Sings)

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