The Frictionary # 785

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

7386. Liberty means responsibility. That's why most men dread it. (George Bernard Shaw)

7387. The world is always at war because diplomats and politicians lie to the journalists and then believe what they read. (Karl Kraus)

7388. All is temptation to whom fears it. (Jean de La Bruyère)

7389. Critical thinking without hope is cynicism, but hope without critical thinking is naïveté. (Maria Popova)

7390. I try to only eat animals that are vegan. (Jim Gaffigan)

7391. God send us a tyrant or typhoon or two
so that we may seek relief in you. (Jim Culleny)

7392. Happy: The way we feel from the day we find happiness up to the day we get used to it. (Michel Lauzière)

7393. The stars are jealous
of the fireworks
but promise to dazzle us
when they go nova. (Réjean Lévesque)

7394. Where do vampires learn to suck blood? Law School. (?) 

7395. They create a desert, and call it peace. (Tacitus)

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