The Frictionary # 812

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

7656. One of the best ways to win any game is to write the rules. (Michael S. Malone)

7657. A roll of the dice never will abolish chance. (Stéphane Mallarmé)

7658. A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners. (Mignon McLaughlin)

7659. Knowledge is a sacred cow, and my problem will be how we can milk her while keeping clear of her horns. (Albert Szent-György)

7660. If you want to cure the masses with A.D.D., just send them to concentration camps. (PunPoint) 

7661. In obedience, there is always fear, and fear darkens the mind. (Jiddu Krishnamurti)

7662. A pessimist is a person who had to listen to too many optimists. (Don Marquis)

7663. Trees are not very smart; it gets cold and they take off their clothes. (Réjean Lévesque)

7664. How to stop time: kiss
How to travel in time: read
How to escape time: music
How to feel time: write
How to release time: breathe. (?)

7665. The American ideal, after all, is that everyone should be as much alike as possible. (James Baldwin)

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