The Frictionary # 816

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

7696. Personal growth may be defined as having better problems this year than you did last year. (Mardy Grothe)

7697. A baby doesn't wake up when there is noise, it wakes up when there is fun. (Billy Tellier)

7698. Translations (like wives) are seldom strictly faithful if they are in the least attractive. (Roy Campbell)

7699. America (...) is a nation of people in love with dissent. They love it as much as they love freedom, and almost as much as they love gravy. (Scott Feschuk)

7700. "Almost perfect" is a contradiction. (Réjean Lévesque)

7701. Sometimes the reason you write a story is to learn how it turns out. (James Alan Garner)

7702. A day is a miniature eternity. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)

7703. If you don't remember Woodstock, it's because you were there. (Stéphane Laporte)

7704. Global warming is a problem. Queen Elsa doesn't know how to swim. (?)

7705. We ARE the environment. (Charles Panati)

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