The Frictionary # 831

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

7846. Women who want to become the equals of men show a serious lack of ambition. (Jean-Marc Reiser)

7847. Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade, since it consists principally of dealing with men. (Joseph Conrad)

7848. Eating a raw oyster is like french kissing a mermaid. (Tom Robbins)

7849. Friend sometimes is a word empty of meaning, enemy, never. (Victor Hugo)

7850. We forgive others when it suits us. (Cesare Pavese)

7851. When you think about it
Aren't we all
modified organisms? (Réjean Lévesque)

7852. When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer "Present" or "Not guilty". (Theodore Roosevelt)

7853. Q is the only letter with visible genitalia. (Demetri Martin)

7854. In school, they teach the present simple; it would be more useful to teach us the future complicated. (?)

7855. So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony. But if they lie to us it's politics. (Bill Murray)

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