The Frictionary # 824

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7776. I have one share in Corporate Earth, and I am nervous about the management. (E.B. White)

7777. I never wanted anybody to die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure. (Clarence S. Darrow)

7778. Panic hides by calling itself passion. (Charles Dantzig)

7779. That's the beauty in being the first to try something. No one knows if you're doing it wrong. (Mason Mastroiani "B.C.") 

7780. I am glutton intolerant. (Réjean Lévesque)

7781. Christian deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell." (George Carlin)

7782. Only a fool learns from his own mistakes. The wise man learns from the mistakes of others. (Otto von Bismarck)

7783. The US will only get serious about the war on obesity if it turns out that fat people have oil. (Andy Borowitz)

7784. The early worm gets caught. (John Igo)

7785. Adjustment (...) synonym for conformity. (Robert Lindner)

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