The Frictionary # 818

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

7716. Pain comes like the weather, but joy is a choice. (Rodney Crowell)

7717. Like so many women, your problem is that you need to save someone. (Marcel Dubé)

7718. My light at the end of the tunnel is the fridge light at 2 am. (Housewife of Hell)

7719. The only reason people want to be masters of the future is to change the past. (Milan Kundera)

7720. Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them. (John Lyon)

7721. An example is not necessarily an example to follow. (Albert Camus)

7722. Faith
like belief
is our creation. (Positively Wyrde)

7723. Definition of a philosopher, a man who has the right to say maybe. (Theodore Roethke)

7724. Dance like no one is watching
Because they're not
They're all checking their phones. (Funnyoneliners)

7725. Dying is not a crime. (Jack Kevorkian)

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