The Frictionary # 820

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

7736. I believe that it is difficult to kill an idea because ideas are invisible and contagious, and they move fast. (Neil Gaiman)

7737. I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. (Woody Allen)

7738. Life: What is priceless but whose cost keeps going up. (Michel Lauzière)

7739. I choose such notes that love one another. (Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart)

7740. Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common. (Dorothy Parker)

7741. The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people. (Karl Marx)

7742. Mary screams, "It's a cowshed! Damn TripAdvisor, last time we believe other people's comments!" (Billy Tellier)

7743. Silence is the noise made by time passing. (Sylvain Tesson)

7744. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. (?)

7745. Never judge someone by who he's in love with, judge him by his friends. (Cynthia Heimel)

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A Happy New Year 2020 to everyone!