The Frictionary # 822

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

7756. Work is only work if you'd rather be doing something else. (Ray Prince)

7757. In the end, people are persuaded not by what we say, but by what they understand. (John C. Maxwell)

7758. Every instant, the future urges the present into becoming a memory. (Louis Aragon)

7759. Consult, v. To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon. (Ambrose Bierce)

7760. Puritans should wear fig leaves on their eyes. (Stanislaw J. Lec)

7761. My heart is in the right place. I've seen the x-rays. (J. Scott Wilson)

7762. A gentleman is one who can describe Sophia Loren without hand gestures. (Michel Audiard)

7763. Don't say, "I might be wrong...", you don't mean it. (Réjean Lévesque)

7764. Life is too short for fake butter, cheese or people. (?)

7765. [Emotive conjugation]: I am firm; you are obstinate; HE is a pig-headed fool. (Bertrand Russell)

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