The Frictionary # 834

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

7876. Cynicism is after all, a maladaptive coping mechanism when we feel the threat of disappointment and heartbreak. (Maria Popova)

7877. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. (Woody Allen)

7878. To be old is to be young longer than the others. (Philippe Geluck)

7879. With a lie, you can go far but without any hope of returning. (Jewish proverb)

7880. It is with our passions as it is with fire and water; they are good servants, but poor masters. (Roger L'Estrange)

7881. It's easier to scratch your ass than your heart. (Francis Picabia) 

7882. You will
find yourself
in all of the places
you are afraid
to look. (ewpoet)

7883. If animals started talking, we would find out that they are naked. (Pierre Gascar)

7884. Human being: Automatic door opener for cats*. (?)
* Or dogs, for that matter.

7885. Everybody wants to save the earth - nobody wants to help Mom to do the dishes. (P.J. O'Rourke)

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