The Frictionary # 838

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

7916. When enough people share a delusion, it loses its status as a psychosis and gets a religious tax exemption. (Ronald de Sousa)

7917. The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper. (Robert Brault)

7918. Work pays in the future. Laziness pays cash. (Jacques Dutronc)

7919. The miser and the pig are of no use until dead. (French proverb)

7920. I used to call her Darling, but now I call her collect. (A. Frank Willis)

7921. Skepticism is the elegance of anxiety. (E.M. Cioran)

7922. Night will come soon and dark solitude.
I'll sit by the fire and watch
the wood of fate burn: it takes
many years to turn to ash. (Lou Lipsitz)

7923. It usually takes two people to make one of them angry. (L.J. Peter)

7924. Money can't buy happiness. But poverty can't buy anything. (?)

7925. Modesty is when you tell lies. (Tom Holt)

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